Tuesday, June 19, 2018

The Strzok and Page Show

Some of the lines 
from Strzok and Page's 
upcoming:

"We Hate Trump" 
Comedy Tour: 


August 16, 2015, Strzok: 
[Bernie Sanders is] an idiot like Trump. 
Figure they cancel each other out.”



February 12, 2016, Page: 
According to the two FBI agents 
having an extramarital affair: 
“The man [Trump] has no dignity or class." 
"He simply cannot be president." 



February 12, 2016, Strzok:  
“Oh, [Trump’s] abysmal.  
I keep hoping the charade will end 
and people will just dump him."



March 3, 2016, Page: 
“God trump is a loathsome human.”



March 3, 2016, Strzok: 
“Omg [Trump’s] an idiot.



March 3, 2016, Page:
“He’s awful.”



March 3, 2016, Strzok:  
“God Hillary should win 100,000,000 - 0.”



March 3, 2016, Page: 
“Also did you hear [Trump] 
make a comment about 
the size of his d*ck earlier?  
This man cannot be president.”



March 16, 2016, Page: 
“I cannot believe Donald Trump 
is likely to be an actual, serious
candidate for president.”



July 18, 2016, Page: 
“... Donald Trump is an enormous d*uche.”



July 19, 2016, Page: 
“Trump barely spoke, 
but the first thing 
out of his mouth was
‘we’re going to win soooo big.’
The whole thing is like 
living in a bad dream.”



July 21, 2016, Strzok: 
“Trump is a disaster. 
I have no idea how destabilizing 
his Presidency would be.”



August 26, 2016, Strzok:  
“Just went to a southern Virginia Walmart. 
I could SMELL the Trump support....”



September 26, 2016, Page:  
Page sent an article to Strzok entitled, 
“Why Donald Trump Should Not Be President,” 
stating: “Did you read this?  
It’s scathing.  And I’m scared.”



October 19, 2016, Strzok:  
“I am riled up.  Trump is a fucking idiot, 
is unable to provide a coherent answer.”



November 7, 2016, Strzok:  
Referencing an article entitled 
“A victory by Mr. Trump remains possible,” 
Strzok stated:
“OMG THIS IS F*CKING TERRIFYING.”



November 13, 2016, Page:  
“I bought all the president’s men.  

Figure I needed to brush up on watergate.”