Some of the lines
from Strzok and Page's
upcoming:
"We Hate Trump"
Comedy Tour:
August 16, 2015, Strzok:
“[Bernie Sanders is] an idiot like Trump.
Figure they cancel each other out.”
February 12, 2016, Page:
According to the two FBI agents
having an extramarital affair:
“The man [Trump] has no dignity or class."
"He simply cannot be president."
February 12, 2016, Strzok:
“Oh, [Trump’s] abysmal.
I keep hoping the charade will end
and people will just dump him."
March 3, 2016, Page:
“God trump is a loathsome human.”
March 3, 2016, Strzok:
“Omg [Trump’s] an idiot.
March 3, 2016, Page:
“He’s awful.”
March 3, 2016, Strzok:
“God Hillary should win 100,000,000 - 0.”
March 3, 2016, Page:
“Also did you hear [Trump]
make a comment about
the size of his d*ck earlier?
This man cannot be president.”
March 16, 2016, Page:
“I cannot believe Donald Trump
is likely to be an actual, serious
candidate for president.”
July 18, 2016, Page:
“... Donald Trump is an enormous d*uche.”
July 19, 2016, Page:
“Trump barely spoke,
but the first thing
out of his mouth was
‘we’re going to win soooo big.’
The whole thing is like
living in a bad dream.”
July 21, 2016, Strzok:
“Trump is a disaster.
I have no idea how destabilizing
his Presidency would be.”
August 26, 2016, Strzok:
“Just went to a southern Virginia Walmart.
I could SMELL the Trump support....”
September 26, 2016, Page:
Page sent an article to Strzok entitled,
“Why Donald Trump Should Not Be President,”
stating: “Did you read this?
It’s scathing. And I’m scared.”
October 19, 2016, Strzok:
“I am riled up. Trump is a fucking idiot,
is unable to provide a coherent answer.”
November 7, 2016, Strzok:
Referencing an article entitled
“A victory by Mr. Trump remains possible,”
Strzok stated:
“OMG THIS IS F*CKING TERRIFYING.”
November 13, 2016, Page:
“I bought all the president’s men.
Figure I needed to brush up on watergate.”