... a few months ago, (friend) Stuart shared with me the bad news: He and his family were finished with California and now were moving to Florida.
Another one gone.
Art and Leta, dear core members of my shul, gave me the bad news when Art retired: finished with California and moving to Nevada. Jordan, a young lady who privately had begun her journey to Judaism under my mentorship, eventually shared the bad news with my wife, Ellen of blessed memory, and me: she and Samuel also were done with California and moving to Nevada.
And then others, disgusted not only with California but also with the turn of America to crude coarseness, have come to apprise me they are moving house and belongings to Israel as America becomes mired amid Black Lives Matter “smash-and-grabs,” “protest rallies,” runaway inflation, critical race theory, and public schools teaching woke math, 1619 Project phony history, and LGBTQIA+ same-sex/transgender/sex-change perversions to children of tender years.
Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, Pete Seeger, and Peter, Paul, and Mary all asked: Where have all the flowers gone? I dunno. But I do know where all the Californians have gone, and I am hemorrhaging shul members to Florida, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Idaho, and Israel.
Understand that my congregation is not some Joel Osteen 20,000-member stadium-based church such that a departure of 10 or 20 households barely would be noticed. Rather, our numbers are more modest. We have sustained serious demographic losses — as have all the synagogues, churches, temples, and cathedrals out here.
It is not just Steven Greenhut writing one of his excellent columns about California nor a Tucker Carlson special about Los Angeles committing suicide. Rather, this is intense and hits everyone really close to home: people really are leaving California. And, yes, I will turn off the lights.
California is becoming a dystopia of the rich and the poor, as the middle class not only gets the raw deal but actually makes for the egress. The weather here is the best. Our winters are mild, often even mildly warm some days in January and February. Most days are sunny. Even when it rains, three-quarters of the day ends up with the sun returning. And the summers are pleasant — none of that awful high humidity.
But years of sustained illegal immigration have led to population replacement here, and the California that once gave us Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, George Deukmejian, and Pete Wilson — simply good old La-La Land
— now is a one-party blue Democrat state that gives us mediocrities like Methuselah Feinstein and Kamala, Gruesome Newsom, the highest taxes in the nation, some of the worst public education, wild crime in cities overseen by Soros-funded DAs, homelessness on steroids (and on crack), mandatory ethnic studies and critical race curricula, and gasoline at $7 a gallon.
That is what a one-party blue Democrat state looks like. Crime statistics explode as Soros-funded district attorneys stop prosecuting misdemeanors and release recidivist criminals without bail. Woke politicos impose mandates from masks to plastic bags, craft green-energy surcharges that average voters do not realize, and teach children mandated ethnic woke studies and discuss sexual matters even in the first grades.
Really — with the enormously wealthy populations of Silicon Valley, Beverly Hills, Malibu, Laguna Niguel, La Jolla, and San Marino among the leaders, billionaires and multi-millionaires in California are doing just fine. They, their attorneys, accountants, and financial advisers have the legal tax dodges honed brilliantly.
Their communities are zoned masterfully to keep out the riff-raff who earn less than six figures and who cannot afford rent payments that begin at $4,000-$5,000 monthly. They have the Pelosi-style dedicated freezers which store $15-a-pint premium ice cream and their swimming pools and in-home theaters. California dreamin’ and creamin’ and streamin’.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the spectrum, the state has become a magnet for the homeless, those relying on “entitlements” for subsistence, and those unable even to dream of educating their children privately and outside the inferior woke public school system.
Between the fabulously rich and the desperately poor, caught in a Scylla-Charybdis vise, the middle class bears the weight of the socialist economy and the coarse woke culture. And — like Stuart, Art and Leta, Jordan, Colin and Ethel, Chuck and Diane, Danny and Janae, and so many others — they are gone to Florida, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Idaho … and even to Israel.
That’s where all the flowers have gone. No need for Moses nor the Ten Plagues. The Exodus is apace. The Promised Land of lower or no taxes, law enforcement, and two political parties beckons.
This California Streamin’ should matter to you. In a sane and fair world, only conservative Republicans would flee. They did not cause this mess and they rightfully are escaping to more conservative redoubts. But here is the evil: Many of those fleeing are committed blue Democrat woke liberals and progressives.
They despise the dystopia they helped create with their toxic beliefs. Every bit as much as disgusted conservatives, they hate the high crime, exorbitant taxes, awful public schools, prices at the pump, unaffordable rents, and paying for the illegal immigration “entitlements.”
However, unlike the conservatives, not only have they failed to draw obvious conclusions that their policies poisoned this Garden of Eden, but they further now endeavor to bring their poison to their new homes.
So they move to Nevada and Jan Brewer’s and Joe Arpaio’s red Arizona, and they turn it purple. Therefore, the concern must be — as a matter of critical national conservative Republican policy — to protect Florida and Texas — and what can be salvaged of Arizona and Nevada — from them.
I will write more on this, but I believe that Govs. Ron DeSantis and Greg Abbott demonstrate the way: Red states need to pass unmistakably conservative new laws — restrictions on abortion after 15 weeks, bans on teaching sex to schoolchildren, steps to keep out illegal immigrants, tough-on-crime laws, laws clamping down on woke corporations — that send the message to blue Democrat streamers: You ain’t gonna find a warm and fuzzy haven here. In this state, we use plastic straws."
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