Monday, August 24, 2020

Summary of the Democrat Convention

Joe is a true leader
(never mind his prior
50 years with almost
no significant
accomplishments)



Trump is incompetent,
evil, and out for himself
(no details provided)


Joe and Kamala
are moderates
(no policy details
provided, because
none are actually
moderate)



Trump is a racist
(no details provided)
along with all other
white men


Kamala is Asian,
and even better,
she's black too,
therefore Joe Biden
is not a racist
(never mind the 1970s)


Trump made
COVID-19
into a disaster
(never mind governors
who were in charge
of their states)



What looting, riots
and rising crime rates
in Democrat controlled
cities?
(we didn't notice anything)


Trump is incompetent,
evil, and out for himself
(no details provided)


Joe can read
a teleprompter !
(Trump seems bored
when he reads )



Trump is incompetent,
evil, and out for himself
(no details provided)